Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!
Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!
| THE MAN WHO HAS NO FIELD AT ALL AND CAN DO PLENTY GREAT THINGS |
Schmidt, Max and Freizeit
belong to
World Heritage of Mankind
Mister Schmidt, Max is accepted into the
Beifallwalhall
Statement of reasons:
Mister Schmidt, Max is a unique living monument in noble character, real appearance and endless performance. He only exists here in Bavaria but for the whole world. He delights, entertains and teaches humanity. He thus promotes their development and maintenance like no other. It is his particular merit not to bear a title and not to lead anybody up the garden path, but just to lead the audience through a very specially advertised enterprise in each episode of his Freizeit (spare time). For this he deserves worldwide distinction, worldwide veneration, eternal life and eternal devine acclamation!
My highest esteem,
Mister Schmidt, Max!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
please stand up
for Mister Schmidt, Max!
After one minute You may sit or lay down again.
Don't You dare cheat!
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