Play Practice

Incured Risk

After money and penny of Our dynasty were rotten and because of this they couldn't afford lansquenets, in primary stage of Our earliest education We were compelled, to take part in physical education, in order to acquire that fortification, which makes Us so uncopable today, by inexorable physical training, on beams, bucks and bars constantly proven unbreakable body control and innumerable, always victoriously against innumerable and superfluous enemies fought dodgeball-battles, in which the enemy, that two-faced bastard, did everything in any mean way with any damn cheeky deceitfulness to hurl the available centner heavy, for any other man lethal projectiles in direct trajectory to Us.

But not only in enclosed property We could strengthen and always take the victory in the early years. Even in mead, wood and lea, green, balk and grove We have always been superior. The wild beasts of the wood had nothing to put up resistance to Us, even when they always with their permanent incalculability required all Our effort and so let grow Our strength further on. Thoughtlessly, aimlessly and indiscriminately jumping grass frogs required Our adaption to the moves of these lumpy animals, why We on all fours jumped behind them and could catch them all, in order to teach them teaching, discipline and order. Even the most difficult examination We mastered blamelessly, when an impudent northern viper under a garden lantern brazenly resisted Our verbal instructions and this stupid slitherworm imagined on foreign property being able to turn around itself, indulge in idleness and while it is doing so resisting every lecture. But with a word of authority and a clear gesture We expelled the terrible monster from Our garden fearlessly, whereupon it only dared to raise his head over the grass but not over Our command anymore and slithering passed out of Our garden.

In order to stuff the slack moneybag taut, We have early recognized how We can distinguish gold from silver, good from bad, true from untrue and right from wrong, till We started digging for gold in a remote rill at the end of travelled and seen world of human cultivation. In order to achieve glorious success in this discipline, too, We let present to Us writings of alchemists and mineralogists, that pointed out to Us to distinguish pebbles from diamonds.