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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

To the point: God hides himself behind dark matter as dark energy. The creation is god's first work. Nobody is perfect. There are still mistakes everywhere. He still needs to fiddle about with everything. The problem: Nothing remains at its place, everything wanders around aimlessly and is drifting. Woman and Man are the worst. He and above she is self- and in general unwilling. Since the fruit-scandal in paradise God knows, that the wife of an astronaut pesteres her man till he shows her an photograph of God in space. Since that God is on the run. Fortunately, he didn't know what to do with everything at his work. Because of this a lot of dark matter still lies around for what till today he has no other use than hiding himself behind it from one space mission to another. This Lesch will never understand this.

By the way, after God had been told that Adam just had feigned Eve the consumption of table fruit in order to get her doing the work for him and picking the fruit from the tree, he threw both out of paradise, then Adam because he was so underhand and Eve because she was so nosey and naive to talk to an animal. But animals were not allowed in paradise. In addition, despite all the clearly labeled and clearly visible prohibition signs, the two had trod on the freshly trimmed, aerated, fertilized and mulched lawn, which particularly angered God as a respected and sensitive landscape architect. Because a warning was unsuccessful, dismissed the two without notice. Because God wasn't yet so far with his mankind that he could have sued his rights as a property owner before a court, he also immediately enforced the eviction. Because God wasn't yet so far with his mankind that Adam and Eve could have defended themselves before a court, they were screwed. After that the trail of Adam and Eve was lost. According to unconfirmed rumor both had tried their luck once again at Hambacher Forst but had complained about bad air till they had made their way up to Norfolk Island, where they had been last seen playing Lawn Bowls. Horticulturists and pomologists lately have found out that Eve never ever had got the table fruit, if God had planted a standard in the Garden of Eden. The couple was well built and altogether friendly but so far uneducated and didn't know how to produce climbing appliances. But obviously God in the Garden of Eden wanted to establish the first profit-oriented fruit-growing by planting one dwarf tree and wanted to finance his further creation with the yields.