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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

Exhausted and ready with his nerves as God was, he saw his salvation only in a therapeutic conversation with the television psychiatrist and theologian Dr. Manfred Lütz. God's original sound: "I'm so glad, that Dr. Lütz helped me. Who knows what else would have happened to me." Although God survived the stress suffered, of course, he was weakened and susceptible to infection afterwards.

Apocalyptists and eschatologists are sure: God first infected the head of his department for operational public relations, the archangel Gabriel, with the virus. Because he has to fly with both arms and cannot sneeze during the flight, he always sneezes out freely. Unfortunately, there is no mask available for him.

Because God is unfortunately too benevolent and good faith, he had let talked the last mask out of him by a person when this person asked him to give him a mask, but then did not bring him back. In order not to be guilty of blasphemy, the angels have so far avoided asking their employer for health insurance.

An Arabian desert prince became concerned about the national economy of his country because of the worldwide epidemic and gave instructions to mobilize its financial reserves, these are 1,000,000 dromedaries. For this purpose they were dusted with carpet beaters by masters of animal husbandry, which released a lot of fine dust in each animal. As a result, many animals suffered from a chronic sneezing and coughing fit, including animals infected with MERS-CoV, which led to the spread of the next deadly disease.

There is much speculation about the further spread of the global epidemic in Germany. One theory says, that the entertainer B. played batminton with a dead infected bat on his show, thus released an immense cloud of coronaviruses in the immediate vicinity of his audience, which immediately spread to the audience and from there to the whole people.