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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

Therefore the Land Bayern refused to grant him funding according to its cultural landscape program. God better had laid out a meadow scattered with fruit trees. So God realized the necessity to revise the published insufficient history of creation. This only is present in the non revised first edition. Because of the far distance between him and mankind there was the danger that God could miss something in the script and because the previous mediators between him an men regularly showed themselves unreliable, he decided to visit men personal and to do the revision at the present script there himself.

After Zeus had already had bad experiences with introducing and showing himself to the people as himself and as he was, God decided to approach to the people as common sprightly older gentleman with graying beard and without immigrant background. If somebody asked him about his name, he referred to the legal provisions for the protection of his personal data. If the police checked him, he would have a problem. Because he couldn't provide information about his birthday and place of birth, he didn't have a passport and visa.

When God approached Jewish scholars in this way, they believed that he wanted to transform scripture into an adventure novel in order to get more people excited about it, and refused access to it because it was sacred and unchangeable. All 304805 characters were numbered. If one was missing or unreadable, the script was impure and shouldn't be used any longer. God was impressed by this expertise, because since the creation of people due to the daily difficult observation of their sins he hadn’t have time to learn this himself. In order to be able to carry out the revision anyway, God challenged a rabbi to a letter count bet and for this purpose asked him, to sit down with him at a table, unroll a scroll and from its arithmetically determined center of the characters count all the characters toward its beginning and toward its end. Whoever finished first won. If God won, he should be allowed to do the revision. If the rabbi won, God should make a scripture in his own hand with the content set by the rabbi. God did not like this thought, because he knew how much time such a manuscript would take and how much news he would miss during this time. But he felt like a born winner anyway.