Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

THE MAN WHO HAS NO FIELD AT ALL AND CAN DO PLENTY GREAT THINGS

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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

When the Pope was informed of God's request, he thought of referring him to his organist, but remembered that the organist, if he felt treated disdainfully, threatened the pope with being on strike against papal church music, and left the organist alone. Instead, he replied to God with a letter telling him to pray for him and recommended to him theology studies. The Protestant priests and bishops had no time to answer God's appointment requests due to existing marriage problems. They referred him to the Catholic organists. Besides the bishop had resigned because of drunk driving, had left all offices and was currently fighting with her four pubescent children. But in the church they offered him coffee and cake to refresh himself and invited him to sing and pray.

The Anglican priests referred him to the bishops, the bishops to their superior, the queen, the queen to the prime minister for reasons of age. But she recommended to God passing to pass the incumbent and wait for the next one. The heir to the throne would have liked to help God, but was still waiting for his enthronement. His wife later asked him, why the older man with a beard had approached him. Her husband's condition worried her.

On Mount Athos God got into a fight oft monks beating each other and almost died. Although he would have survived, of course, he preferred to escape the impending adversity to cause no further wars of faith with further death and resurrection. For his further action first of all he consulted in detail with his son and his mother. He had heard enough reports about the disputes among the Orthodox and Oriental patriarchs. He didn't want to incur the displeasure of one of the heads because of wrong behavior. But after a four-hour service God no longer had the strength to stick to his plan. With all other Christian churches he had no perspective.

When God tried to do the revision of at least a German translation of the Bible and noticed the seemingly unmanageable selection of different Bible translations, he suffered a nervous breakdown when he saw the GOOD MOOD BIBLE.

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