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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

The fatal thing about SARS-CoV-2, according to mister Meerengel-Bachteufel, the President of the Bundes unseriöser Ärzte (BUA), that is the Federation of Untrustworthy Doctors, is the so-called "cold fever", which is much more dangerous than the previously known hot fever and therefore mostly not noticed by the persons affected: "With a hot fever you lie in bed at 40 degrees, have chills that the bed wobbles, and think you should die. But with a cold fever, at 37 degrees you only feel a little lack of energy and actually lie dead the next day in bed." The Federal Government must therefore act immediately and do everything in their power to protect to protect the whole country, all of Europe, the whole world and our solar system from total catastrophe and the destruction of all life, said the President.

On March 17, 2020, an animated graphic model of the Washington Post showing the slow spread of the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic was shown on ZDF at 9:45 p.m. in the heutejournal. Dots represented people. Some of them were rigid, others moved — over the rigid. There are no living people who are total rigid. Unless the rigid dots should represent people, who are no longer — if the Washington Post wanted to prevent global panic, they should have presented a more confident model.

In a ZDF special on the corona crisis in Germany, to be called up on March 17, 2020 in the ZDF media library, the connected astrophysicist Prof. Dr. Harald Lesch was confused with the general practitioner Dr. Specht in the television studio. This raises serious doubts about the infallibility of astronomy in medical matters. But astronomy long could have explored the meaning of life, long could have been of use to mankind, and long could have been able to prevent the corona crisis, if it had not only dealt with the distant, but with the problems right outside the door of the astronomical faculty. As if dealing with a lightweight like SARS-CoV-2 it would be helpful to know what gravity is and to know a black hole that has billions of solar masses on the ass of space if we have none of it here.