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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

God left it to the rabbi, to choose first the half he wanted to count. The rabbi decided to count towards the end. So God remained the direction to the beginning. This pleased God, because he loved to act against the current anyway. So they both sat at a table in front of the scroll and hastily counted letters, each in his direction with his Jad in his hand. In short: God lost the bet. The rabbi was more knowledgeable and trained. When God was about to redeem his betting debt, it turned out to be detrimental to the handwritten creation of the scroll that he once had Moses engraved the Ten Commandments on the stone tablets with fire instead of writing them down himself. But it was also not worthy of him, to continue working after the creation of the world. God couldn't write. So the rabbi had to teach him to write. God struggled with the handwriting for two years. After that he couldn't get over the fact that he had submitted an incorrect idyllic report about his creation, because of the due payment of human honor. When trying to revise the writings exhibited in the museums, God always failed on the alarm system.

When he turned to the christians, they replied to him the Old Testament was second-rate, meanwhile there was a New one. God resolutely opposed this. As long as he lived, no New Testament was needed. There still was worth what he had disposed in his testament. This statement caused great surprise among the asked Christians. God had approached her incognito. When God did not let go, the faithful Catholics referred him to the organists, the organists to the altar servers, the altar servers to the acolytes, the acolytes to the deacons, the deacons to the chaplains, the chaplains to the pastors, the pastors due to lack of priests to the organists or pastoral counselors or parrish assistants, the organists, pastoral counselors or parrish assistants again to the pastors, the pastors to the deans, the deans also to the organists, the organists now with emphasis on the auxiliary bishops, the auxiliary bishops due to a lack of approachability of organists and the diocesan bishops, the diocesan bishops to the archbishops, the archbishops to the cardinals, the cardinals to the curia cardinals, the curia cardinals to the head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. This left no doubt as to the meaning of the creation report and referred him to the Pope.