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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

Michael Feldmann has long known that all help comes too late. There is no hope anymore. We never saw our birth. It was only told to us. We are approaching death, which awaits us with his(!) Ugly face. As on the industrial assembly line, we are brought a few meters closer to him every day. Tomorrow he will be at the door. And this time it's not Toni Berger.

In Germany, you can rely on one thing even in times of crisis: the German administration. It has been working smoothly, trouble-free and unchanged for millennia. Its first victim was the Neanderthal man, who grew up in North Rhine-Westphalia and spoke the dialect spoken in the Neandertal near Düsseldorf, but not the official language German. When trying to build a house for the winter, the authorities draw his attention to the need for a building application and warned him. But he couldn't read and understand the relevant administrative act.

When the house was built, the authorities ordered it to be demolished. The attempt to defend himself against the injustice suffered with the help of a lawyer failed. The lawyer disagreed with the payment of colored pebbles offered by the Neanderthal. Because he insisted on his fee claim, but the Neanderthal man had no income and assets to be taken into account, the lawyer presented the Neanderthal man a form for an application for legal advice, which the Neanderthal man could neither read nor understand, and consequently could not fill out and sign. Because already issued carports free of the need for approval did not provide adequate protection for the Neanderthals in winter, many Neanderthals did not survive the winter.

In contrast, Homo Sapiens, who immigrated from Africa and still lives in Germany today, was able to learn the official German language in an integration course. This later enabled him, as an official, to process and refuse building applications himself.