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On March 18th 2020 Mister F. copes with COVID-19 crisis

But conspiracy experts, infodemists, climate change deniers and secret service experts who disappeared without a trace have another suspicion: Countless infected bats have been so maddened by the infrasound of many wind turbines that they have tried to jump upright on two legs on roof beams, but because of their now on the Upside down view lost their balance, flopped to the ground, vomited on impact and threw out a huge amount of corona viruses.

For years demonstrators had wanted to warn people in the affected areas of this threat from wind turbines. But the government stunned suspected demonstrators in a secret operation with chemtrails that they sprayed on their government planes. The secret company with the alias SCHÄFCHENWOLKEN is said to have been financed in part by profits from the Rubikon company of the BND and CIA and with savings from the Apollo 13 mission, which was therefore stopped shortly before the moon.

The message, "Houston, we have a problem!", was an encrypted code to confirm the planned termination of the moon mission. For the secret operation the government machinery in Area 51 was converted by the mechanical engineer of the A-Team B.A. Baracus according to the plans of the weapons expert Angus McGyver using his Swiss Army knife and a roll of adhesive tape.

Incidentally, Operation Rubikon uncovered numerous secret recipes of Italian, Turkish and Chinese cuisine, which made it possible for numerous people from numerous countries to run numerous Italian, Turkish and Chinese restaurants in numerous countries with numerous satisfied guests. Enjoy the delicious secrets of Italian, Turkish and Chinese cuisine there too! Operation RUBIKON also identified numerous energy-saving tricks for families with up to two children. Arrange a personal consultation with the BND staff today!